The Humpty Dance

As I have previously stated, I used to be a boy band groupie.  Yup, VIP at th Roxy weekly with the boys.  I had a friend who used to hook up with a boy band member we will refer to as  BC and another friend who hooked up with a guy we will call 'Trey'.  And who I was hanging out with will be a whole other post....  So we hit up our usual Tuesday night spots, and end up a a place on Disney Property.  We get the normal deal, bottle after bottle after bottle after bottle.  Shots of patron coming on hard!

We walk up to the bar to do some shots as well, the boys pay, we take them, and all of a sudden I get that mouth watering vibe going on.  I'm going to throw up, there's no way I can make it all the way across this bar to the bathroom, and shit is about to come out.  And then, it does.  I cover my mouth with my hand and it obviously shoots through the cracks all over the bartender.  But he was looking the other way and it was a quick flow, so he had no idea where it came from or what it was exactly.  I grabbed a napkin, wiped my mouth, threw in some gum, walked away and continued to party.

So, we head back to the table and start to get our dance on.  I'm a huge thruster when I'm intoxicated.  I stand on the booth and start grinding on the boys, oh shit my jam is on..... 'Saturday' by Ludacris.  I get down, and I start dancing on 'Trey'.  Dancing with force.  I'm humping his face, everyone is laughing and having a great time.  I thrusted a bit too hard this time though.... His head was against the wall..... I gave him a concussion from thrusting his face too hard..... His head hit the wall.

#boybandconcussions

KRP