Just focus on my Vag!

Twas' a beautiful Monday morning in the month of August. I throw on some shorts a tank and head a few blocks down to my gynecologists office.... In case of emergencies I made sure the office is very close to my house! Not to mention, she's the coolest women in my neighborhood and I trust her with my V, and that means a lot!

So I check in at the front desk and wait patiently for my name to be called for my wonderful annual. At this point in my life, these checkups are a cinch! Name is called, I get to the room and do the usual and take all clothes off from the waste down, but can keep on socks. She enters the room and starts the process, but pauses for a moment. While device is inserted and swab is being swiped she looks up at me and asks if I have ever had my nose pierced..... I respond in a confused state of mind and say no. Her response "oh ok well then you have a booger in your nose".

#krp
#vagina
#piercing
#eyeontheprize