It Wasn't Cancer

During the summer I'm a frequent boater.  Some of my closest friends have boats and its our Saturday tradition every year.  A few years back I had gone through a difficult period in my life after just ending things with my ex who I moved to Chicago with.  Things started happening to my body that really scared me, so without insurance I went and got as many different exams and tests as I could afford to get on my budget.  At one point I had lost half of the hair on my head, and had to start getting steroid treatments weekly to grow my hair back.  While working on getting my hair back I had tried out wigs, but mostly wore hair wraps.  I'm pretty sure I made it look hot as fuck!

While doing our usual Saturday shenanigans on the boat, ya know, like.... Dance offs, football toss between boats, boat hopping, and of course the typical flash every other boat on Lake Michigan game..... I had stepped on the boat next to us to cross over to a friends boat.  This middle boat was a nice yacht with mostly older men, and then a few younger men.  All in speedos obviously!  The oldest man/captain/owner/fat/hair/beastly looking man decides its funny to maybe push this hot little number overboard.  For no reason, yup you heard it right!

So I did what any girl with KRP tendencies would do.... Pretended like I couldn't swim, hair wrap fell off, said I was going through chemo, and glasses went under which I obviously said were Gucci.

My lovely fiancé jumps in and pulls me out, and we go on to freaking out on the man who pushed me in.

KRP wins always!

Got a bottle of Grey Goose, $100 bucks, and made sure that guy never thinks about pushing someone in the water ever again, while obviously making a scene and him feel like a complete idiot!

Come to find out, tests were negative for cancer.... I had a severe case of alopecia!

Me with a wig, and then with my infamous 'lost in Lake Michigan' hair wrap!