Bitch you don't know me!

So I walk through the doors to the most tropical spot on the Midwest.... And since it feels like winter right now... That tropical spot is the tanning salon!  I'm greeted by a cute young girl maybe 19 years old, or at least a significant amount of years younger than me. I can just tell! She says "Hey Sweet Pea what's your last name?" Excuse me Ms. My Little Pony?!?! Since you called me sweet pea you should know my name!

Here's to all you wannabe tweens who think its cute to call girls.... Ma, Momma, Mommy, Boo, Sweetie, Precious, Hun, Honey, Boo Boo, Baby, Babe, or Sweet Pea....  You don't know me, so show some class and some respect and ask my name and call me... wait for it... MY NAME!   You stupid cunt!

Don't worry, I'm not done! This goes out to all you dudes out there too... Whistling, honking, meowing, barking, snapping your fingers, and calling me sexy, hot stuff, and all your other bullshit pickup lines need to stop. I'll never touch you, kiss you, fuck you, suck you, or even cuddle with you, if anything I may call up my friend Stanley and Brick and I'll shit on you. 

So listen up!   This goes out to all those stupid creeps out there that don't know me, my name is Katy or KRP, get it right and respect me and everyone like me.  Cause face it, you may not know me, but that doesn't mean you don't have to show some RESPECT!

ODB said it the best.... "That means ho, you've been shitted on, I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn...."

Or like Eminem said.... "I'll Shit On You"

This is what KRP will do to you.... I'll Shit On You