Lets play the game who can be creepier

I've come to realize that I play a little game with myself on the daily..... always trying to step up my creepiness from the prior day.

For example.....

I'm outside of BnB and I see a dude walk down the sidewalk while I'm smoking, and I chase after him and scream "hey we are friends on Facebook!" His response "um no I don't even have Facebook".

Or when I go pee in an alley Friday night at around 4am and shit comes out too. Didn't wipe. So then I take a picture and show people who are outside of the bar I was at.

That awkward moment when you kind of know someone but not really, are friends on Facebook and notice that they recently went through a break up. You see them out bartending and you go up and say hey heard you were single again. And that's it.....

And when you wake up after a long night of drinking and realize you changed your main pic to a picture of your dad.

Stories of my creepiness are never ending, so stay tuned!

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