So I've been asking people for the past few days what they thought it meant to be a guest invited over to someone's house. For the most part it is unacceptable to walk in empty handed. Well no shit! But most people also agreed that you should always expect to go to work and help out with the meal, drinks, and/or set up. I think that's bs!
I say if someone invites me over ill absolutely bring a plate, and some booze. However, why the fuck do I need to help them finish cooking their plate, set up the table, and pour the drinks?!?!?!
At work last night a table full of guys I was serving, agreed with me. So we thought of the perfect scenario for someone with my same mind set......
Walk in shitfaced stumbling and slurring. Bring Tostitos chips and salsa that you just bought from Jewel and set it down with the apps. Bring a bottle of tequila and start pouring shots and passing them around. Next pass out on the couch. Wake up right in time to eat the meal. And then after dinner start to help pick plates up and drop them. They will instantly have you go sit down and not worry about picking up. And then act as if you feel ill and say you have to leave. And then exit the house!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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