Low-rider

Big Ten Barcrawl Day.....

I had no idea, but for some reason, every single bar I went to on that Saturday- Funday, I ran into these hot messes!  And turned into one myself!

Just myself and Felzy out in River North..... we obviously woke up still drunk and ready to get our day started.  Started off at Bears & Bulls, but wasn't feeling the vibe.  Next up was Blues Agave Nectars, that place has the most horrible service staff in the city.  2 staff members, no management, 30 minutes for a drink, only 3 other customers in the place, and no music or any background noise.  But that's besides the point to my story.....  After writing the server a suggestion on the check, we wandered out on the street and found ourselves at a spot called something like 'Pointers'.  Did our one shot duty, and decided to go visit my old lover, Jamie.  She works at a newer spot in the city that specializes in beer on tap, which sounded pretty amazing to me.  NOT!  I get explosive diarrhea when I drink beer, found out last year the hard way of course.  Only KRP!

After multiple shots, some dice gambling with the table next to us, and dancing on stools at 1 in the afternoon, we thought it was probably about time we get something in our bellies.  And guess what's around the corner.... Hoovers!  But instead of grabbing some food, we end up taking a shot the bartender created, and having a drink then leaving.  No cabs can be found, 3 minutes go by, 5, then 10.... And then an angel appears.

We hop on this low riding rickshaw with the biggest chi-town creeper ever.  Told us his whole life story..... Father beat him.... Hes broke.... His roommates smoke in his face daily..... And he spends $300 on rent a month to sleep on a couch with 3 dudes.  Yikes, okay okay okay, we start feeling for the guy.  And with a few drinky poohs in us, we decide to give him a tour of our apartment, and his future bedroom.  Yup you heard right, we gave him our number and said he could move in on Monday!  Woke up the next day with 15 voicemails from homeboy saying he can't wait to move in..... We've never responded to him!

He still calls us weekly, that was 2 months ago!

#$50Rickshawride
#ChitownCreeper
#MaybehewouldvebeenbetterthanBain
#;)

#KRPLife