Cabbie Gone Wrong

It was a Sunday Funday, one of my many ex roomies was working at a place we will call 'The Hotel'.  Myself, a friend I will call 'Lyle', 'Pat' from a previous story, and 'J' were sitting on the patio at 'The Hotel'.  J had drove 'Girtch's' car and we had Oscar my French bulldog join us.  J had a softball game in a few hours so after a bit, he decided to head home.  Lyle, Pat, and I stayed and continued to get our party on, hard!  About 20 minutes after J had left I got a phone call from him, he sounded like he was in a panic.  He then explains to me that on the way home while he was driving on 94, in our roomies car, while going approximately 60mph, the hood flew up.  Tommy Boy style and while Oscar was in the passenger seat!!!!  Somehow J managed to pull over without crashing, even with him being one of the worst drivers in the city.  Or the country maybe.  He somehow hangs out the window while holding the hood down and driving 5mph the rest of the way home.  Phew.  He's safe, he got home, and got the car parked!

Lyle, Pat, and I take a shot to him after hearing what had just happened and continued on with our day!  We decide we wanted a change of scenery.  We pick a place our friend owns in Wrigley that we will call 'Sketch'.  We pay the tab at 'The Hotel', and head north to 'Sketch'.  While grabbing a cab, some dude tries to jump in front of us, so I do what any insane person in my situation would do... Give him a good shove, whip open a cabbie door, and grab Lyle and Pats hands to jump in.  I won!

Lyle has a nice chest, and its real.  KRP has a nice chest and it too is real...... Fake.  We compare to Pat in the cab.  The cabbie jumps in on this comparison project.  Except he gets a little too into the comparing game.  We hit a red light, and BAM..... He spins around and goes in between the 2 front seats and all of a sudden starts to suck on krps tit.  Full on titty sucking action.

Light turns green, he spins back up front and continues to drive.  We all look at each other in astonishment.  Holy shit, that really just happened!  Omg.  We better get a free cab ride out of this.

And we did!

We get to our destination, and hop out.   Obviously I'm explaining to people inside of 'Sketch' what had just went on in our cab.  Next thing you know the cabbie walks in the door to hang out with us!

No way Jose!

#KRP

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