I have a bad rap with having roommates. I worked for Disney years ago, and my roomies hated me because I pissed on the couch. My ex and I lived together and I broke up with him, he hated me and kicked me out..... (Got the dog though).... Then my friend Jamie and I lived together, her cat and my dog attacked eachother, she hated me and moved out when I was working one day..... (Friends now again, love her).... My friend Latoya and I moved in together, and that didn't work either. That breakup went like this....
So Jason and I decide to grab drinks one summer night. "Let's just go have one or two and be home in bed by 9 the latest." We all know that never works out as planned. So we grab a marg at Big Star, again, those things are deadly. One and done. Somehow we end up staying there for hours.... Bad news bears. People meet us, we wander to Pint, and then its all a blur..... Finally we make it home, and I can't find my keys, shit, "Jason what are we going to do, Latoyas working, we gotta get in and walk Oscar!". "Katy, idk, want me to break the window?". Obviously at that time I thought that was a great idea. But who really just breaks a window when someone says, "break it"? Well, Jason does. He punches the window in, glass is everywhere. Neighbors come outside and blood is everywhere, well all over Jason at least. We convince neighbors he is fine, and decide that we should just go get keys from Latoya, she works down the street. It's like midnight, he grabs a cab and goes to her work covered in blood with no shirt on. I'm sure it was pretty awkward for him to walk into her work like that.... He gets keys, and gets back to the apt. She was pissed. So we get in to the apt.....
So Jason and I decide to grab drinks one summer night. "Let's just go have one or two and be home in bed by 9 the latest." We all know that never works out as planned. So we grab a marg at Big Star, again, those things are deadly. One and done. Somehow we end up staying there for hours.... Bad news bears. People meet us, we wander to Pint, and then its all a blur..... Finally we make it home, and I can't find my keys, shit, "Jason what are we going to do, Latoyas working, we gotta get in and walk Oscar!". "Katy, idk, want me to break the window?". Obviously at that time I thought that was a great idea. But who really just breaks a window when someone says, "break it"? Well, Jason does. He punches the window in, glass is everywhere. Neighbors come outside and blood is everywhere, well all over Jason at least. We convince neighbors he is fine, and decide that we should just go get keys from Latoya, she works down the street. It's like midnight, he grabs a cab and goes to her work covered in blood with no shirt on. I'm sure it was pretty awkward for him to walk into her work like that.... He gets keys, and gets back to the apt. She was pissed. So we get in to the apt.....
Keys were on my belt loop the whole time. #KRP
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