So I worked at a popular Restaurant/Bar in Chicago a few years back. There was a hostess that I worked with that we will call 'Pearl'. One Saturday afternoon after we worked a brunch shift, I convinced Pearl and one of my managers to come with me on a friends Cubs themed birthday bar crawl. After drinking multiple fishbowls, shots, and having a contest to see what girl could kiss the most guys at a bar in 30 seconds, which I won, I then introduced Pearl to my good friend...... He goes by Matt Damon because they resemble each other, but today we called him Pat Damon. Also known as Matt Damon's twin brother who is in porn, obviously he goes along with it, I mean Pearl is hot! So we start naming a few of his movies off, such as....
The Talented Mr. Humpley
Good Will Humping
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Cock Ultimatum
EuroDick
Pearl is pretty impressed..... And she totally believes him, and is into him suddenly. She ends up chatting with Pat for a bit, and then score..... He takes her home!
KRP #bestwingmanever
The Talented Mr. Humpley
Good Will Humping
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Cock Ultimatum
EuroDick
Pearl is pretty impressed..... And she totally believes him, and is into him suddenly. She ends up chatting with Pat for a bit, and then score..... He takes her home!
KRP #bestwingmanever
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