Today, Friday August 24th.....
Finally get a good night of sleep for the first time in months. Wake up at 9:03. That's when it all went downhill, I have to work at 10, not 11. Shitttttttttt! I hop up and start getting ready, no time for showers today. I do my wet wipe bath, deoderent swipes on the pits, and powder up the cleavage. Sounds so simple and breezy, right? Well not when the deoderent breaks off and the top to my amazingly awesome smelling victorias secret powder top falls off.... Now I'm covered in powder!!!!!! I start jumping around my bathroom and patting myself down to get the powder off. Okay all good, make up time.... F that, ill do that at work, no time. I throw my hair up, get my outfit ready for my festivities after work, put my little overnight bag together. Take my vitamins.... Make sure the teeth are fresh..... And run out the door. But WAIT, I should grab my straightener just in case. I run back in, go to the master bathroom, shower is running, Jason must be in there, I open the unlocked door.... And then all I see is a naked man sitting on the toilet and the smell of death. So I scream "ahhhhhhhhhhhh", and he screams "you just ruined everything".
#KRP. Great start to my day!
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