In upstate NY there's a bar that my friends and I played at frequently. Every night. So we are friends with the owner and we were hanging out with him after it closed. I have always been known to do what I want, when I want. One of my many nicknames is Katy MFer..... Aka Katy Motha Fuckin Russo. My girlfriends thought I left and went to wander, but that wasn't the case! I had to tinkle! The bar was also connected to a club. I go into the club, which is also closed, and I use the restroom. Next thing ya know I'm getting woken up by a 50 year old guy who's trying to clean the bathroom! Picture this...... Me, pants down, head in lap, hand holding a drink, bathroom stall door gets kicked in, my face with a crazy look of confusion. I jump up, pull up my pants and run out.... Only me, I'm locked in this club, trying every door, ahhhhhhhhhh. Then comes old creepy cleaning dude to save the day again. Screaming at me to get out, I'm screaming because I can't, it's 6 am, wtf happened last night and how am I going to get home?!?!?!? So I finally find my way out, I'm sitting in this little cubby hole shaking, who do I call??????? Momma saved the day obviously!
KRP #isleepwhereiwant
KRP #isleepwhereiwant
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