Fuck a car, where's my dog?

Friday funday action with the ladies, or at least that was the plan! We meet up at Cedar Hotel and start off with some wine, which then turned into buying multiple bottles of wine. We had been planning this day for weeks, just a chill girl day, it was getting close to the end of summer. So, we decided on going to places that have patios, we weren't settling for anything else. Obviously at this point we start to get a little saucey and loose. Pay the tab, and head to big star for some deadly margs..... If you have been to Big Star, then you know the drill..... Any more than 1 marg and it's a blackoutathon. We got a pitcher. I ran home since I live around the corner in hipster-soup-ville, and grabbed my pup. My dog is my life, I treat him like he's human, and frankly, he's more of a human than most of my creepy friends. Cough. Rod. Cough. So Oscar is hanging out on the patio with my friends and I, and the next thing I remember is flashing the door guy and a family, then sitting on a table at People on the patio, and then........... Nope, I ain't got nothin. I wake up to Jason yelling in my face and screaming 'Katy where's Oscar'. I look around and notice that I'm laying in the front yard, with a leash in my hand and my keys in the other. I get up and try to remember wtf I was doing sleeping in the front yard, and first instinct is where's my phone, I bet things will become more clear if I can just look at text msgs I had and calls I made. Phones dead, and apparently was dead since 6pm, it's now 10..... Jason's freaking out in the middle of the street, and I'm still just confused on how I fell asleep in the lawn, and how Oscar got unattached from his harness?!?!?!?! Jason is so upset he calls the police. This is how this conversation went..... Jason: o my god, help me, i cant find my dog, I need you to send a squad car! Operator: where did you lose it? Jason: idk my gf fell asleep in the lawn and when i got home oscar wasnt on the leash.... Operator: ok sir calm down, is your gf okay, does she need an ambulance? Jason: no, she was sleeping, i just need you to send a squad car so we can find my dog! Operator: i need to talk to your gf to make sure she is ok. Jason: no she doesnt want to talk to you, just help me find my dog! actually wait, my gf is missing send a damn squad car. Operator: click. The operator hung up on jason, and then, and all of a sudden you hear Oscar barking, and then a neighbor 2 houses down, opens their front door and out runs my little French love bug. Apparently he must have maneuvered his way out of his harness, probably partied with the hippies in the park for a bit, then walked to the neighbors to see what they were up to. Turn my phone on, and on my voicemail is a guy saying 'hey Katy Oscar just came over, call me when you can come get him.'. KRP. Dont bring your pup out when you drink Margaritas at Big Star!