Cocktail Attire

I'm confused on this type of attire at a get together.  What does cocktail attire really mean to you?  Does it mean formal attire? Black tie/gown?  A sexy lingerie number for a playboy mansion party?

Personally I say cocktail attire means wear whatever the fuck you want!  If I want to have a cocktail in a batman outfit, then I will!  Maybe ill be in my birthday suit.  Or sometimes I even wear my pretty pretty princess outfit.  

Cocktail attire to KRP = Whatever you would wear into a Kmart!

KRP 

"What time is it?"

Picture this.... It was a summer evening in Chicago. Bleach blonde haired 5 ft 4 Alabamian walking down a lightly lit street at about midnight on a Thursday pm. Minding her own business, enjoying her walk home from the el after a dbl on her feet. A man walks up and asks her the time, as she realizes she doesn't have a watch on, and never wears one, she digs in her bag for her phone. She sees the time and goes to tell the nice man and instead she is shown "what time it is"!

Man pulls his dick out and whips it around like a helicopter. She runs away scared out of her mind, and gets home and just tries to forget about it. Comes into work the next day and tells us her horror story, and my question was "how big was it?"

She walks away in disgust.

KRP